I'll be your warrior.

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I put my friends into different categories: 

• Best friends who I consider sisters. 
• Friends that I don’t really even like. 
• Friends who are okay sometimes. 
• Friends that I want to get drunk and take advantage of and would openly tell them if they ever asked me about it. 

You need job experience to get a job. 

You need a job to get job experience. 

You need a college education to get a good job, 

yet, places don’t want to hire college students for the summer because they’re going back to college in the fall. 

Oh. Okay. That makes sense. 

For the majority of people who ask me the question “When are we hanging out?” 

Here is your answer: 

Probably never. 

If I want to hangout with you, I’d make the effort. If I’m not making the effort, obviously I don’t want to hangout with you. 

I literally hate talking on the phone. 

I don’t care who you are. 

Even if I like you or am doing business with you, I don’t want to talk on the phone. 

And if I don’t even like you, then forget it.